Chapter 06: The Dragon-Slaying Campaign with Chinese Characteristics

Sometimes, it is also necessary to add a holy and dignified female pastor, who bestows various protective spells upon the brave during battle, and provides free bandaging and healing services after the war, along with affectionate benefits such as hugs, knee pillows, and blessing kisses

Senior Ma Tong, have you really become so impoverished that you are too stingy to even buy a bottle of chili oil?

Wang Qiuman, drenched in cold sweat, swung the kitchen knife in an attempt to chop down the small dragon. Unfortunately, the hardness of the red dragon's skin far exceeded his expectations; the full force of his strike merely knocked off a few scales, leaving a shallow white mark on its body... Should one say that this creature truly deserves to be called the strongest fantasy race in history?

Approach the target, raise the kitchen knife, and strike down with force

Within the courtyard walls, Wang Qiu, who rashly wielded a kitchen knife to attack the dragon, had already become embroiled in a fierce battle

Sister, you have finally arrived

Then, just as he had taken off his helmet, he heard the startled screams of two women behind him. ... He looked up again ... ... that damned red dragon actually sprang back to life and flew up from the ground once more! Even though its neck had been twisted and deformed by the pressure cooker lid, hanging limply down, it still tilted its head and lunged at Wang Qiu, with faintly burning crimson flames flickering in its mouth!

Cai Rong, fearing that the dragon's vitality was too resilient, threw a string of 200 firecrackers towards the place where the dragon landed. Immediately, smoke filled the air, and a cacophony of sounds erupted. It remains unclear whether the dragon was hit, but a few stray firecrackers unexpectedly flew towards Wang Qiu, causing his eardrums to buzz and resonate.

... ... Gā wū - - -

Fortunately, the target to deal with this time is merely a little dragon that hatched just two hours ago. It possesses no intelligence and does not understand magic. Aside from its thick skin and resilience, it can only breathe fire, which is not a significant concern at all

What is even more troublesome is that, despite this fellow's wings being as small as a coin, he can actually fly! Although he doesn't fly very high, he still brings a lot of trouble to Wang Qiu—when he swings his knife to chop, he often can't reach, and if one is not careful, the opponent will pounce down on the back of your head!

Wang Qiu hesitated for a moment, but still cautiously leaned over.

Looking at the shabby "equipment" on himself and his two companions, the brave Wang Qiu felt utterly despondent, almost to the point of tears

A young woman dressed in a yellow jacket, holding a rubber hose used for washing cars, looked at Wang Qiu with a gaze filled with disappointment and scolded loudly, "... you can't even defeat a small animal, how will you face this cruel world in the future!"

Therefore, one must slay the dragon as early as possible

Half an hour later, in the living room of Wang Qiu's home, a ridiculously incompetent three-person dragon-slaying adventure team was already prepared.

Are you a zombie dragon or a dracolich

He clearly remembers that when he was just hatched in the morning, this dragon was only about the size of a chicken. However, after eating the neighbor's old dog, Wangcai, just over an hour later, this fellow's size has already expanded to about that of a goose.

But the problem is, if we allow this dragon to settle down and make a nest in our own home, the subsequent issues will only become more severe

The originally flickering red dragon eye now appeared even more vividly red, as if it were burning coal; and the terrifying dragon's might reverberated throughout the entire courtyard for a long time. Under such heavy mental pressure, Wang Qiu was slightly careless and was struck head-on by the red dragon's tail swipe, which shattered his hard plastic helmet into pieces. Several sharp fragments pierced into the helmet, nearly stabbing his eyes.

Moreover, using chili water to deal with a dragon is utterly unreliable from any perspective

Due to the suddenness of the situation, the dragon twitched a few times on the ground and then lay still, no longer moving.

Standing outside the back door of his house under the scorching sun, looking at the curled-up red dragon at the base of the wall, Wang Qiu suddenly felt a chill in his heart

If possible, Wang Qiu did not wish to confront such a legendary formidable creature, especially in her own home—regardless of what might be damaged, it would all be her own loss

Nevertheless, seeing that the opponent seemed to have been defeated, Wang Qiu couldn't help but let out a sigh. He then reached up to remove the tattered motorcycle helmet from his head, intending to check if it was worth repairing.

Just as Wang Qiu was dumbfounded, a powerful jet of water suddenly surged from the side, forcefully knocking the red dragon down to the base of the wall

Instead of magic scrolls, there was a pile of leftover firecrackers from the New Year—these were the only weapons that he and Ma Tong could find at home

My goodness! Do reptiles grow this fast?

Sigh, I also know that the power of chili water is insufficient. I originally wanted to get some hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid from the school, but unfortunately, the person in charge of managing the experimental chemicals does not have a good relationship with me. During the summer vacation, the laboratory was locked up, and I really had no way to obtain it.

Upon hearing this, Wang Qiu once again felt a sense of chaos in the wind—stealing the chili oil from the Lanzhou noodle shop... If this matter had not been exposed, it would have been fine; however, if discovered, she would probably end up on the blacklist at Uncle Bai's Lanzhou noodle shop

It would be strange if it were nothing serious at all

Behind this new dragon-slaying hero of the People's Republic of China, there are only two girls armed with water guns, providing him with remote fire support in his dragon-slaying endeavors

In the legends of any nation, dragons represent an absolutely powerful force. They may be evil, they may be noble, but one thing remains the same: they are an immensely powerful existence

What a useless person! My worthless younger brother

Step one, step two, step three ... ... Very well, this foolish dragon still shows no reaction whatsoever. It is unclear whether it is in a deep sleep or has become dazed from the heat

... ... Gā wū - -

How is it that it is still alive after being treated this way! The vitality of this thing is truly astonishing!

The senior student Ma Tong, who has self-proclaimed herself as the military advisor, is still chattering on about her "battle plan"

Damn it! This beast's hide is really tough! Even in this state, I still can't cut through it!

Although the dive of the red dragon appeared to be imposing, it also provided Wang Qiu with an opportunity to launch a counterattack. He swiftly turned to the side and struck the back of the dragon's head forcefully with a pressure cooker lid, causing the small dragon, which was already diving down, to be heavily knocked over onto the ground.

In front of the mirror, he could see that he was wearing the cheapest artificial fiber urban management uniform (this item is durable and stain-resistant), with a motorcycle helmet belonging to Senior Ma Tong on his head. In his left hand, he held a Supor brand pressure cooker lid, and in his right hand, a Yangjiang Eighteen Sons brand kitchen knife, with a wooden stick tied to the handle for easier swinging. Finally, he wrapped himself in a mahjong mat, treating it as armor.

A thunderous sound echoed through the small courtyard, reverberating for a long time. It even reached beyond the tall courtyard walls, causing passersby on the street to furrow their brows and murmur among themselves: "... Is this family slaughtering a dog or a pig? The noise is so loud, they really lack manners..."

In Wang Qiu's eyes, the neck of this dragon has already twisted at an angle, and any person would have been killed by now

Those dragon-slaying heroes in online games and legendary tales typically wield a sharp sword blessed by the deities in the temple, and don sturdy armor crafted from meteoric iron and mithril by the dwarven artisans

... ... Human cannon! Level 1 preparation, Level 2 preparation—launch!

It seems that due to the hot weather, coupled with having eaten and drunk enough, the dragon at this moment appears lethargic, coiling its body into a ball and dozing off in the shadow of the courtyard wall... Is this perhaps a good opportunity for a sneak attack?

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Just now, while eating Lanzhou beef noodles, I poured the entire jar of chili oil into a cola bottle to take it out. Now, it has already been poured into the guns of Rongrong and me. Later, you distract him in front, and we will fire together with two guns, ensuring that we can choke that dragon to death

Accompanied by a delicate exclamation from Senior Ma Tong, who was at a loss for words on how to retort, two streams of bright red, high-concentration chili water shot out from the imitation water guns held by her and Huang Rong. One stream accurately hit the red dragon's eye, while the other struck its mouth. However, it did not produce the anticipated lethality; instead, it only further enraged the little dragon.

And by the side of the hero, there is at least one enchanting sorceress fighting alongside, wielding a magnificent wand embedded with jewels in her delicate hands, tearing open a magical scroll inscribed with golden characters, providing the hero with ranged attacks such as fireballs and lightning

In that moment, Wang Qiu truly felt an overwhelming impulse to tilt her head back, laugh three times heartily, and then cry three times.

This is truly ... ! ... Slaying dragons carries risks, and one must be cautious in their adventures

Of course! Who knows whether you might throw hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid at a rival to cause disfigurement? If such a tragedy were to occur, one would also have to bear joint responsibility, wouldn't one

At this moment, Wang Qiu almost felt a surge of hot tears welling up in her eyes

It seems that we must hurry to slay the dragon, otherwise, if this fellow grows as large as a tiger, who knows who will be slaying whom

Wang Qiuren couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking to himself. Then, he put on his motorcycle helmet and spoke in a muffled voice, "... Let's go! Forget about any tactics! Let's just fight first and see what happens!"

But now it is my turn